Correspondence

I just wanted to share a bit of recent correspondence between Tim and me through Facebook's message system. It's kind of amusing, I think.


Dear Sir:

Your wife just discovered one of her beloved Tupperware Rock 'N Serve containers next to the sink. To her dismay, the inside is filled with a disgusting black substance which she can only assume is mold. Continuing along the assumptive path, your wife believes you discovered this morning that the aforementioned container resided in your lunch box for the past two and a half weeks, thus producing the previously describe alleged mold, and neglected to mention it upon discovery. If she recalls correctly, your wife would like to remind you that at some unknown time during the two and a half week time period she asked if your lunch box was empty, to which you replied that you "thought" it was. Due to your error in judgment and lack of responsibility in caring for household items, she would like you to know that in no uncertain terms she will NOT be cleaning out said Tupperware. If for some reason you are unable to perform the cleansing task or deem it unnecessary or unsuitable, your wife will be suing for damages in the amount of one new Tupperware Rock 'N Serve container to be paid in cash, check, or new container. Please be aware, this is an official notice and copies will be retained for legal purposes.

Sincerely,
The Kitchen Fairy


Dear Kitchen Fairy,

Your assessment is correct. I plead guilty. your detective work is unmatched by any I know. I did discover it this morning and fail to mention it. I will take the plea deal and have said container cleaned by dinner tonight.

Respectfully Yours,
Sir

(Next message)

P.S. You are much better at creative writing than I am.